Remember the Taliban? They were harboring bin Laden, so we were pissed at them. Then we kicked their asses from here to Tienanmen Square and they went away, joining Dip Set but then their album kept getting pushed back and now they do PSA's about how your TV antenna won't work anymore I think, although that black guy keeps saying we need to fight them, again, maybe. They were a backwards thinking, war-loving, science-hating gang of religous fundamentalists, only the red states don't like them because they won't eat the Moon Over My Hammy at Denny's. Anyways, Sessions thinks maybe the Republicans can learn a thing or two from the hated and deposed oligarchy.
Insurgency, we understand perhaps a little bit more because of the Taliban," Sessions said during a meeting yesterday with Hotline editors. "And that is that they went about systematically understanding how to disrupt and change a person's entire processes. And these Taliban -- I'm not trying to say the Republican Party is the Taliban. No, that's not what we're saying. I'm saying an example of how you go about [sic] is to change a person from their messaging to their operations to their frontline message. And we need to understand that insurgency may be required when the other side, the House leadership, does not follow the same commands, which we entered the game with.
It doesn't really matter, but could you imagine what would have happened if Barney Frank would have said this about his party? Sean Hannity would literally eat him alive, with Freedom Dressing for flavor.
Anyway, Pete Sessions is the American Taliban. Why do Democratrs foster the type of atmosphere that makes Republicans want to be like Our Enemies?
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