Friday, August 15, 2008

The $14,000 was for Blockbuster late fees, I swear!

Oh how the mighty has fallen.

Just a few months ago, Senator John Edwards was the one of the most sought-after endorsement on the campaign trail, with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton climbing over each other to woo his support.

Now, with the Democratic National Convention right around the corner, the admission of an affair with Rielle Hunter put him on an island so lonely Tom Hanks offered to buy him a volleyball.

An associate of Edwards told the Associated Press that the $14,000 Edwards gave Hunter was for 100 hours of video she had recorded during the production of some "Webisodes" she made for him.

(Right, and all the girls on the Chinese Women's Gymnastics team are actually 16.)

This is when keeping it politically correct goes horribly wrong.

John, this song is for you, because you need some church:

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