Monday, August 11, 2008

The Award for Corniest Convention Goes To....

Why don't they try to "Win One for the Gipper" while they're at it too?

The Democratic National Convention.

People who have dedicated their lives to speaking to the public with wisdom and insight have decided to give each day of their convention a theme.

The theme for opening night on August 25th will be "One Nation," with a speech by Michelle Obama.

The second night will have a theme of "Renewing America's Promise," with a speech by Hill Dawg (smh).

The theme for day three will be "Securing America's Future," with a speech by the still-unnamed VP candidate.

And to end the whole fiasco, they will close with a "Change You Can Believe In," theme with a speech by Captain Hope himself, Barack Obama.

Just when it couldn't possibly get any worse, it does.

RIP to Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes, two legends....

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