Hill Dawg Scared of the Pit Bull?

Keep that pitbull away from me!

Hillary Clinton has found the desire to keep her hands clean after playing in the mud for seven months during her primary campaign versus Barack Obama.

At a town hall meeting in Florida, Hill Dawg stuck to the script, refusing to attack Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin directly.

The most she could muster was a half-hearted revision of her line during the Democratic National Convention.

"No way, no how, no McCain, no Palin."

This appearance further cements the fact that Hill Dawg plans on playing her part as a powerful Democrat in this election, but not much else going forward.

Obama will have to find somebody else to girlfight with Palin...hopefully it's on Pay Per View.

John McCain does not believe in invading other nations

Wow. I don't even know what to say, but I can't wait to hear how this one gets spun. Usually I try and put on my amateur spin doctor lab coat whenever a politician says something incredibly dumb and think "here's how they can spin it," since most spin isn't really that hard to think up.

Accusations of being too negative? He started it.
You flip-flop on a position? I was given bad information before.
You flip-flop on a position that happens to agree with something your opponent says? No, I actually had the idea first.

But I'm stumped on this one. How do you run a pro-war campaign and then say that "nations don't invade other nations?"