Friday, September 5, 2008

The Aftermath

We're back at it!

Sorry for the brief spell...Its football season, so I was getting my fantasy team together for a run to glory and Ty was arranging appointments for the psychiatrist to deal with the pain of the horrible season the Vikings are about to have.

Now that the Conventions are over, these things are certain:

~Republicans seem to think the key to victory is attacking Barack Obama's cult-level celebrity status, and the Democrats plan to win by associating John McCain with George Bush and hoping people are smart enough not to want four more years of that.

~John McCain is a POW...did you know he was a POW? Because if you didn't, he'll be happy to tell you about it...over and over and over again.

~Sarah Palin has rallied two bases; Conservative Republicans, and guys who like hot older chicks.

~Levi Johnson (Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy) picked the WRONG girl to knock up. I bet he didn't see that one coming.

~Barack Obama will fill more arenas than The Rolling Stones this fall.

Stay tuned, this race will only get more interesting in the coming weeks.

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