Guns (with the Greatest ad of this election so far)

Not to get all ad/video heavy, but this is too good. The NRA has a new ad in Pennsylvania, Colorado and New Mexico about Barack Obama and why he will disarm every white person in America so that they're ill-prepared for the race war that will occur if he wins the election. Let's take a look.



Highlights

• There's no way that is that Karl guys actual voice. He probably sounds like a woman so they had Keith Olbermann do his Bill O'Reilly impersonation and dubbed it over Karl's voice. Because nobody can really sound like that for real.
• First ten seconds are about gas prices, because if gas is expensive so are guns (maybe?)
• "And now I learn Barack Obama supports a HUGE NEW TAX on my guns and ammo." At the bottom of the screen, the source is shown as the 12/13/99 issue of the Chicago Defender. Since it's a "new" tax, I can only assume it's an issue from 2099. This man is from the future, and what a terrible time it must be. In 2099, a robot Barack Obama has made himself Emperor For Life and taxes guns so heavily that the Human Uprising can not arm themselves and only black newspapers are still allowed to publish.
  
• 15 seconds in. "Where is this guy from?" Who knows? Africa? Iraqistan? MARS? Why won't he just admit he's an illegal alien Muslim terrorist who only came here to take our jobs and violate our womenfolk after making them smoke a reefer cigarette? But the way he looks at the camera puts the "b" in "subtle accusations that Obama isn't really American."
• 18 seconds in. "He's probably never been hunting a day in his life." Sadly, there are no future newspapers brave enough to report on this, so that's why he had to say "probably."
• 25 seconds in. Dick Cheney is about to shoot that chubby kid with glasses because he Knows Too Much. At least now this kid won't have to live through the horrible future that will be the Obama presidency/empire.
• 27 seconds in. " . . . the shotguns and rifles MOST of us use for hunting." And the ones that don't use these for hunting? What do they use them for?
• 30 seconds in. The shot of Karl stalking through the woods while he says "No politician is going to take away my guns and ammo" tells us exactly what the rest use them for.
• 32 seconds in. "You don't have to be bitter . . ." Oh, he's referencing something that happened. And I understand it! Karl, you're a regular Seth MacFarlane.
  
• "Defend Freedom, Defeat Obama." Just like in Contra!
  

And this is coming on the heels of a Saturday appearance in Virginia by Joe "Never hit the club unless I get my Beretta in" Biden where he threatened to shoot Obama and become our second black president if he ever tried to take Joe's guns.

Sen. Barack Obama better not mess with his running mate Joe Biden's guns...or else.

In an out-of-nowhere attempt to re-assure a southwestern Virginia labor crowd about gun owners' rights, Biden -- who regularly scores "F" ratings from the National Rifle Association -- warned Obama that if "he tries to fool with my Beretta, he’s got a problem."

"I guarantee you Barack Obama ain't taking my shotguns, so don't buy that malarkey," Biden said Saturday at the United Mine Workers of America's annual fish fry in Castlewood, Virginia. "Don't buy that malarkey. They're going to start peddling that to you."

Biden told the crowd that he himself is a gun owner. "I got two," Biden said, "if he tries to fool with my Beretta, he's got a problem. I like that little over and under, you know? I'm not bad with it. So give me a break. Give me a break."

Maybe Karl's malarkey sales are down and that's why he's complaining about gas prices.