Thursday, June 12, 2008

Ron Paul drops out

Out of gas

Surprising those of his who forgot he was still running, Ron Paul is calling it quits. Only three months after John McCain unofficially became the Republican Party nominee and a week after the primaries ended with Paul winning zero states, you could say this was expected. You could also say it was irrelevant.

The Texas Congressman may not have received many votes, but his libertarian platform got him a lot of grassroots support among young people, conspiracy theorists, and the internet.

Now it really is a two man race between the agent of Satan and the lizard person (but you have to guess which is which.)

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